Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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