i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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