At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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