is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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