what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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