She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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