We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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