We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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