Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
