So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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