But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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