He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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