I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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