Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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