I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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