Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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