i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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