butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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