you mean i was at the winter classic?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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