hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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