Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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