Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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