party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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