What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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