walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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