I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Randomize
