CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
