I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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