so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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