she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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