He is an equal opportunity slut.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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