he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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