your room smells of hookers.
And success
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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