sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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