I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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