i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
