I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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