You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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