So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Alive.
So much puke
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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