You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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