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matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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