why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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