You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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