Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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