why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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