She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
The adults are the big ones right?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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