I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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