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say what?
wanna hang out?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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