Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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