? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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