I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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