I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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