you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
What drink are we having for lunch?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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