lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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